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RITA READS

Boy was RITA ever busy in Decen ber, I've been all over this State at least twice.

In Youngstown...Eddie, from The Troubador Lounge, is upset because the race tricks...ER-Ah...tracke are closed for the season.

Over in Toledo Queen Vickie had to replace another set of brakes. Dick, from The Open Closet, says it's from stopping for all those

hitchhikers.

I decided to go down to The Coach in Akron to sample some now neat at their new Sunday Brunch, and I ran into my long lost sister....Tho Traubinette, who was also trying sone now things without her husbands knowledge.

Speaking of Akron, Park says, "I swear I didn't know that trick was THAT Miss Puerto Rico 1956". But he is SORRY for his SIN and promises, it won't happen ever again.

Big Daddy, that sure van a HUNKY Christmas gift you got. I've heard ho's a 10 in more ways than one.

Richard says he just leves The Contossa's new hair style it looks soooo French.....as in Poodle!!

Voll folks, RITA has a Hot Flesh! It is true, The Nantucket Is closing!!! However, it is at 2:30am tonight and everynight for a LONG TIME.

Jim B., I've been thinking it ever and I like you better in the red corset and black garter belt, than in the black leather jock strap and purple bouling shirt.

Hartzel, you've always served a good cocktail, but I swear, I've never seen a stir stick that BIG before.

Quote of the Month: 1st person, "I am NOT a drag queen, I AM a sox change." 2nd person, "that's nice, but I was talking to the drag queen next to you".

Happy Anniversary to Brad & James and congratulations on your new child, Dungeon.

Sorry to hear Pat from the Pickwood is not feeling well, hope you're better real soon. We all miss you alot.

Not a super nice couple over the holidays and just wanted to say hi. So HI Jie & Larzy from Elyria, and I did give John, from the North Coast Knights, your message.

This just in: Nick the Pig is the President of the new 'Big Daddy fan Club'. The meetings are every Thursday night at a different Rest Area in northern Chio.

Cory, the 0.3. at The Old Plan tation in Toledo, and some of his friends have formed a neu Motorcycle Club called the Night Riders. Welcome to the Midwest Brotherhood.

Bobby, as big as Mike D.'s king sized bed is, I would think that when you spend the night with him you wouldn't fall out. Or is it that Mike is that ACTIVE in bad???

Mark D., it's nice to see Eddie with you in Cleveland. I bet the revenue on the Ohio Turnpike has dropped off by $100 a week, at least!!

Thanks to a fou people for invitations to some of the BEST holiday parties RITA'S ever been asked to. Ray & Bob for the Grand Opening of the new Club Cleveland.

Barb, Monica and everyone else at Inis Club.

Don, Bill, Jeff & David for the Grand Opening of that super Disco, The Old Plantation in Toledo.

Aunt Sophie and Friends for a fun night at the Lambda Bar in Lorain. Vince & Mary for the Christmas Party and gift exchange at Exedra.

The Grand Opening of the new bar in Cleveland, 3.7.'s Club Max.

Waunetta's covered dish Christmas Day Buffet at the Tomahawk Bet. Valerie, Lisa & Friends for a super time at The Coach in Akron. Mark & Kevin for the lavish

Christmas Buffet at Keys.

Teddy for the annual Doc. Sirthday party at The Nantucket.

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